I may have bought some new seasonal beer from publix…
“Where has all the rum gone?”
Seriously though, no rum in the house. Shoot man, coffee flavored bourbon in a can it is then.
In the can? Wait, are you drinking in the bathroom? Instructions unclear. trigger finger stuck in my ear again. I’ll just sit here in the corner and try to open this bottle of Bulleit one handed.
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer:
“You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He’s exhausted!”
The officer laughs and says,
“Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell!”
The wife replies:
"Bull ----! He just told me he’s been digging a tunnel for months!
Shower beer is a thing. I personally like Hop Bullets.
100% - shower beers are a good thing! I try to avoid glass bottles, though.
Anytime I see that liberal jackasses face it makes me want to puke. Talk about liberal elitism, he is a poster child for it. Hey look at me I am a Hollywood elite so that means my asinine opinions really matters.
I had to stop watching Hollywood stuff. The liberal BS coming out of it was getting to be too much.
I had to stop watching the news. It was killing my blood pressure. I am a laid back easy going guy. What I see going on in our Country saddens me and makes me mad at the same time. Too many young men gave their lives for our freedoms. Then to have some elitist jackasses try to take our freedoms away so they have more power is inexcusable.
Why didn’t I see this yesterday?
Now I’m stuck at work without rum!
I have never considered myself to be an intelligent person. I have a good amount of common sense. As time passes in my life either I am getting wiser or the number of really ignorant people in this Country is growing exponentially. I have a feeling that it is more a situation of people being unable to think for themselves. They believe whatever they are told and fail to educate themselves. It seems that critical thinking skills in this Country is on a sharp decline within certain segments of this Country’s population.
Have you noticed the deterioration of the nuclear family, the church and the public school system? Together these explain much of what you have observed.
How i approach things at the office:
