Iām not very innovative. Here Iām wasting cash on QD mounts when I could just use the birdcage.
Or Alabama and any other state 50/50 shot
I love when the weather forecast is 50% chance of rain. That college education is really paying off.
Or better yetā¦ā¦the daily forecast is 80% chance of rain. But in the hourly forecast there is nothing above 60% chance
Iām waiting for the day I open my weather app and see
M-
T-
W-
R-
F-
S-
SU-
They are not forecasters, merely observers. Their are some actual meteorologists out there who are worth their salt, but most of them are just reading teleprompters of what a computer model spits out. Arnold the pig from Green Acres has a better shot on getting it right. Put a rock on your pic nic table. If itās
dry - fair, wet - rain, if itās gone - tornado or hurricane.
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have on common ?
No matter what, someone is fixing to lose a trailerā¦
Whatās the difference between a hurricane and a tornado?
Hurricane - you can see coming a week out, time to prep and or get out of its way.
Tornado - one minute youāre baking up a batch of crystal meth, the next minute your trailer is tipping overā¦
Hey, Arnold knew what was what!
She has her own AR even.
