Since theyâre taking such a beating here recently:
hey yall, hold my beer.
was more what i was thinking with that mower. 
This is truly the best explanation for why people âcollectâ things. So glad someone understands and itâs not just me. Thanks for posting.
So you sort of get punished for reading above your grade level? This must be the start of modern, progressive education: hold everyone back to the lowest scoring student. Then call them all geniuses and give them all trophies.
Okay kids, whatâs the square root of 256?
âHey I know the answer!â
No you donât, not unless everyone else knows. And they donât so you donât. Hereâs your math achievement award. Now shut up and stop trying to make the other students look bad.
(For a liberal educrat, intelligence is part of a conspiracy to make democrats look dumb.)
It is funny, but Iâm not a big fan of stealing someoneâs WiFi, which to me is still a computer crime. Computer criminals should have some of their body parts shoved into some of their other body parts.
When I was in 1st grade I annoyed my math teacher by not paying attention. As a punishment she put me in the 3rd grade math class. When I started paying attention and answering questions in that class, they put me back in the 1st grade class. The nail that sticks up gets hammered down.
Rockefeller would be proud of employees who work less.
My friends charge too much for that
I live by a Home Depot. Oh weâve seen some crazy loading.
Iâve picked up many a dropped item people thought wouldnât fall off.
Funniest was a tree trimming pole - 7 foot unextended w/1 foot curved saw blade. Brand new.
I was on the M/C - picked it up, put it thru the handlebars and under my arm and rode home. Looked like I was going jousting.
