This isn’t a thread about convenience. If you’re looking at this through a lens that is focused on convenience, then you need to refocus it for a minute on white collar crime. There are two kinds of crimes to be concerned about in cases like this one.
FRAUD. It’s a problem for a business to entice you to give them money, promising to give you a service in exchange for taking your money, while having no intention of actually providing the service. That would be fraud.
FORGERY. It’s a problem if a UPS driver signs your name to a legal document, but you haven’t given him your power of attorney. That would be forgery.
The problem is the deliberate expansion of white collar crime in America. UPS’ official policy now operates using low-level defrauding of shippers and committing acts of forgery against recipients as their business model. This is a problem that goes beyond whether or not it is convenient to get to the front door when you hear the delivery truck pull up outside.
UPS now makes promises regarding adult signatures that they have no intention of keeping, and they take an extra $7 from the shipper for the promised service. The shipper gets cheated as they take his money. The recipient get cheated as they have to pay a special fee to the shipper to obtain restricted delivery. Of course UPS is not concerned in the least bit about this, it’s their business model. If you complain to the UPS driver about it, they peel off a little green sticker, hand it to you, and tell you to call UPS. The UPS practice of fraud and forgery is so pervasive that the drivers are trained in how to respond to the customer complaints.
So I called UPS, who has a very interesting viewpoint on the situation – the shipper paid for “adult signature” service, and they received an adult signature – but the “adult” was the UPS driver who as an employee of the courier service has a conflict of interest in signing for the package. The signature service guarantee implies that the adult that will be signing for the package will be a responsible adult living at the residence or working at the business – someone whose signature is traceable and actually has meaning, and is not just a horizontal line scrawled by the UPS driver; that scrawl type of “delivery confirmation” is not traceable to any recipient of the package, it’s just the UPS employee’s attestation that they did their job. In that case where the UPS driver attests that they delivered the package, they should certify their actions by signing their own signature, not by forging a recipient’s signature.
FedEx scans the back of my drivers’ license to prove delivery on valuable packages. UPS just forges my signature.
You may not think that this is much of a problem – if you ship packages that aren’t valuable, and you have a day job and you can’t arrange to be home – this could be nothing more than a convenience issue to you. But set aside for a minute your thirst for convenience and your unwillingness when it comes to rearranging your day to receive a package and imagine the inconvenience of not receiving a $20,000 parcel when the UPS guy puts an illegible scrawl in place of your signature and throws the package on your doorstep, then uses his phone to take a picture of the package … and then picks it back up and drives off with your stuff. This happens to real people. UPS denies you insurance, the shipper tells you that delivery has occurred at your address, you’ve lost the value of your shipment and everyone tells you to go file a police report for porch theft and an insurance claim.
I had the problem with a UPS driver forging my signature yesterday as I stood in the doorway and offered to sign for the package. He refused to let me sign, held up his device, and showed that he had already printed my name in the box – he was prepared for the restricted delivery irrespective of whether I answered the door or not. I emailed a friend about this, he had the exact same problem. Here’s what he wrote:
I had an argument with the UPS guy about his faking my signature too.
He showed me my forged signature he had scrawled. It was a horizontal line.
He gave me a sticker and told me to call UPS.
No DL scan. When I saw the horizontal line as my signature I told him to erase it and I would sign. He wouldn’t do it. If the shipment didn’t have the **** I would have refused the package.
UPS is signing my name and I did not give them power of attorney. That’s fraud.